Oh, that's not a stupid noise that's just Junior about to jump out of that two-story window. Oh, yeah, that's working! And if that's the kind of work you're doing, then show me when or where to sign up for, 'cause I've been working my fingers to the bone! You never help! Never! Yeah, overtime, pal! And you know what else? It's always working when you're too tired to work! You just keep going on working and working! Ooh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime! Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad! He got hit on the head with two coconuts! And you're gonna hand-deliver it to me personally. And I bet it's not even your birhtday tomorrow. You just want to be friends so you can get your hands on the Krabby Patty. What I want for my birthday from you, my friend is one of those tender. And do you know what I like more than anything in the whole world?īooster seat? Hot dog!. Wow! A golden spatula! It's even got my name on it. I've been keeping it in my secret compartment. You just jump off before you get too high. What about the surface?, and your britches?, and the gift shops? Patrick! Help! Oh, Patrick, help! Oh, Patrick, come back. Lighten up, will ya? Or do I have to eat all this cheese by mysel. SpongeBob let me ask you something does this look dangerous? Hmmm, I sense no danger here, how can they be dangerous?, they're covered with free cheese!Īll I know is that Mr. Stop Patrick! Don't touch it! This isn't the carnival, Patrick. Who's a big, yellow cube with holes?ĭoesn't look like any carnival I ever. Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in shop class? Who's first words were "May I take your order?" I'm gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and - I can't do it! The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. Do it by holding your pencil tilted, the lines will be wider, and the drawing process easier. Patrick! You hurt my friend!, You're not a king your a bully and a liar! Also the Royal fry cook wears red underwear no blue The Royal fry cook's wallet contains. This joke has gone on far enough!, where's my fry cook? Certainly you with your prodigious girth would know how to cook a burger to serve a royal palate! What? Am I expected to believe that this creature is royal fry cook material? I don't suppose you have any proof? Ha! This thing is unfit to even scrub the Royal tail fin! And besides it's not just enough to pull a spatula from a greasy griddle, there are certain qualities a royal fry cook must have.Īctually I've got two I will accept your challenge, if you fix my friend.Īh, yes. Two? What is two challenges to someone like SpongeBob? Your friend's arrogance will cost you dearly. So, little one? You think you are worthy of being the royal fry cook? I will prove your worthlessness. I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share! Let's eat! The pie I left on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it! THAT pie! No! I mean you're supposed to explode into a million pieces! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD! GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT! The beauty is that by the time the drawing is done and colored in, the creases will disappear.I spent the whole day with you doing all kinds of ridiculous things because you were supposed to explode! No, simply fold the paper in half both ways, make a crease, and unfold. The body then continues to the right and fills up most of the top half of the paper.ĭrawing skills are all about seeing where to place one’s lines, so having some visual reference point to get started, will always help anyone learn how to be a little more accurate.ĭoes that mean then that students need to draw a big fat lines down the center of their paper before they start? Goodness no, please don’t! That will most likely be hard to erase and distract from any finished art. If students make their own centered lines on their own paper, before drawing, they will have an easy reference to follow.įor instance, as seen in Step 1 below, the top left corner of the SpongeBob’s body starts near the top the paper, and well to the left the center line. You may have noticed that all of the tutorials on this site have a dashed line running through the center of each step, both in the horizontal and vertical direction. Seasonal & Holiday Drawing Ideas Expand.
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